December 2011
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Two Thousand and Eleven
What a year - and an amazing one at that.
I’ve done some great things, like I got my first notable pay rise! I also dyed my hair back from bottle blonde to several shades of red and orange and ginger and ‘strawberry blonde.’ I got my eight, ninth, tenth and eleventh tattoos. I went to Thorpe Park, twice. I drove the furthest I’ve ever driven before, down to Cornwall, where...
Anonymous asked: Can we see you wearing that underwear? ;)
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You could spend your whole life waiting for...
You can force it every way, push it into the space. You can borrow pieces from other puzzles and see if they fit. You can try to bend it in to place, showing the pressure and the stress. You can squeeze it all together, or spread it all out. But if something is missing, it will never be perfect. And if it’s not perfect, then why are you spending your whole life waiting for something to fall...
Sing me to sleep Sing me to sleep And then leave me alone Don’t try to wake me in the morning ‘Cause I will be gone Don’t feel bad for me I want you to know Deep in the cell of my heart I will feel so glad to go
Dear You,
dearmeat:
I’ve never been happier. Thank you.
Love, Me
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“Ghost of the Future,” he exclaimed, “I fear you more than any spectre I have seen. But as I know your purpose is to do me good, and as I hope to live to be another man from what I was, I am prepared to bear you company, and do it with a thankful heart. Will you not speak to me?”
Two small boys came to the front door tonight and sang ‘jingle bells’ at me, followed by an out of tune ‘we wish you a merry Christmas’ which one of them said ‘timings’ and not ‘tidings.’ I gave them one pound ten, and I hope they don’t come back.
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He was a huge man in a bright red robe (bright as holly berries) with a hood that had fur inside it and a great white beard that fell like a foamy waterfall over his chest.… Now that the children actually stood looking at him… he was so big, so glad, and so real, that they all became quite still. They felt very glad, but also solemn. “I’ve come at last,” said he. “She has kept me out for a long...
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